5 Times Nigerian Politicians Have Proved ‘Nigeria Is A Joke’ – You Won’t Believe No. 5

It is only God that can save us in this country, most times when I reason this country matter, I go just laugh?

If you’ve ever heard the statement, “Nigeria Is A Joke“, don’t ever doubt it because our politicians are in the business of doing things thinking we citizens are daft.

These are people voted into power to make and implement the law but guess what? They are the number law breaker and they do many mumu things to get away with corrupt practices.

Below Are 5 Times Nigerian Politicians Have Proved They Are Just Using This Country To Catch Cruise

1. Fayose Crying Saga

In the build up to Ekiti State’s last election, the ex-Governor of the pulled up a very funny drama.

After the INEC and Federal government already declared that rallies should stop, the state governor still went ahead to do a PDP rally.

When Police attempt to disperse the rally with tear gas and pademonium stated everywhere, Mr. Fayose played a victim card saying tear gas and Police slap broke his neck.

While speaking with Journalists, he cried and shouted,

“I am in severe pain, if anything happens to me, the IG of police should be held accountable”.

Meanwhile, the drama is also part of his plans to form sick so he wouldn’t be arrested for corruption charges after the election.

2. Olisah Metuh Collapse In Court

During trial at Abuja High Court, former national publicity secretary of the People’s Democratic Party, Olisah Metuh collapsed in court.

Heheheheh!!?? When baba was squandering N400 million part of the embezzled money traced to the former National Security adviser, Sambo Dasuki, he did not collapse oo.

When it’s time to tell the court how he collected the money and spent it, baba fainted ?

Baba Metuh, are we a joke to you?

3. Dino Melaye Forming Cripple In Court

Dino Melaye is one of the active dramatic politicians we have in this country.

Last election in Kogi was a brutal one and the Senator himself was involved in a homicide case that has to do with killing of a policeman at Checkpoint.

It was reported that Senator Dino Melaye and his armed thugs killed a policeman on stop and search duty in Kogi State.

Dino tried to jump out of the car when arrested and when he was picked up, he claimed he could not walk into the court room as his tiny legs were paralyzed ?

As you can see in the photo and video above some good samaritans assisted him inside the court. Good acting tho!

4. NDDC Acting MD, Pondei Fainting Saga

The Niger Delta Development Commission acting MD, Pondei fainted during a public interrogation with House Of Reps over 1.2 billion Naira fraud within the commission.

When the heat of questions started troubling this man, he wasted no time to faint so he can avoid other questions that can put him into more troubles.

When attempt was made to open his mouth like Samson did to the lion in the bible baba vex open eye

Anyways, we have the full video, you can watch it below. This is very funny aswear ?

May God save Nigeria!!

5. Akpabio vs Lawmakers Over NDDC Contracts

Minister for Niger Delta Affairs, Godswill Akpabio made another shocking revelation while face House Of Representative panel on 1.2 billion fraud case at NDDC.

When Akpabio was dropping the bombshell that the National Assembly members are the sole beneficiaries of NDDC contracts that were not well carried out, the Chairman of the probe committee immediately felt uncomfortable.

He was seen trying to stop Akpabio from talking, the funniest part is Akpabio begged him to allow him talk but baba say off your mic. As e be say bushmeat wan catch hunter ?

In this case, corruption is probing corruption. Walahi, this country don cast. ?

The End!!